High-end apartment, and the butler comes to chat?

This apartment, well, it's not bad, but it's not exactly love at first sight material. It's more like... um, decent-looking? 🏠 It's a 2b2b layout, sounds like "two bedrooms, two bathrooms" abbreviated. Haha, kinda funny, right? The price is 899 per week, sounds pretty steep, but hey, what's special about it? Hmm, in terms of facilities, there's a private dining room, sounds pretty high class, but I haven't seen it yet. There's an indoor swimming pool and gym, oh, and also yoga, Pilates, and spin classes, sounds like a fitness freak's paradise. 😂 Outdoor exercise area and leisure space, well, those are standard. Co-working space and BBQ pits, emmm, seems like people here have quite the vibrant lifestyle, but me? I'm here to live, not work, haha. 💪 Overall, this apartment is pretty decent, although it's not really my cup of tea, but it seems suitable for those who love a luxurious life. Oh, and the concierge service here sounds interesting, wonder if they'll suddenly strike up a conversation? Haha, just thinking about it makes me laugh. But honestly, all that stuff isn't my top concern, I just wanna know, is the wifi fast or not? 🤔