Promise me: Everyone who can afford it should stay in this apartment!

This is a two-bedroom apartment here in Sydney. Two bedrooms, two bathrooms. Suggested to stay with your boyfriend. Downstairs is the bus station, convenient for going to school or shopping. This is a high-rise with lots of floor-to-ceiling windows. What? So many windows, no privacy? Don't worry, there are curtains. Furniture and appliances are already set up in the apartment. We just need to buy some daily necessities and we're good to go.