Translation: "This 2b2b would explode all over Sydney too."

Who would've thought I'd end up living in a carpet-less home! The whole floor, dust mite allergy sufferers rejoice! And there's air conditioning too!!! It's just a ten-minute walk to USYD, 600 meters to UTS, and only half an hour to UNSW. There's a gym and a swimming pool nearby too! Just a couple of steps away from Broadway and Kmart. Furniture, appliances, water, and internet are all included!