Alrighty, here's the translation:
"School starts in just over a month, so today I'm gonna give you a quick rundown on where UQ students find it most convenient to live~
Most students usually go for South Bank or Toowong. South Bank is super convenient for commuting, lively, and has everything you need, but it's a tad pricey. Toowong is also super convenient, heaps of international students around, so you'll always bump into familiar Asian faces. But with that comes more people, which means serious traffic jams during rush hours, and you'll often see queues of students waiting for buses to class.
Woolloongabba is an area that most students overlook. It's got express buses, fast and no traffic jams. So, if you haven't found a suitable 🏠 in South Bank or Toowong, consider this area!"