Sure, here's the translation: "Newcastle 🍓 24-square-meter deluxe studio for sublet."

Honestly, this studio is super comfy! 🎉 With a spacious 24-square-meter area, you can roll around and be as happy as can be. Plus, the room faces perfectly, 💯 with sunlight streaming in through the windows every morning, so you won't wake up sweating in the summer. 😴 And guess what? The kitchen's got it all: oven, microwave, fridge, you name it. But here's the kicker: there's even a dishwasher! 🤖🍽️ Seasonings, trash cans, pots and pans—all included. Just waiting for you to cook up a storm. 😏 Vita's service? Top-notch too! 👊🏻 They serve breakfast on weekdays and someone comes to clean every two weeks. So convenient! As for location, couldn't ask for more. Right downstairs is Infusion, smells heavenly. 🚶‍♂️🍜 Five minutes' walk and you're at the Chinese supermarket, M&S, Tesco, Boots—take your pick! Need some new threads? Hollister, Urban Outfitters, all within walking distance. 🛍️💃 Rent is £200 per week!!! 😡😡😡 Interested? Hit me up! 💭