A classmate asked me: What is it like to live next to the University of Melbourne?

Of course! Absolutely! It sounds amazing! ❗️ You all wake up! I'm still sleeping! You all do your makeup! I'm still sleeping! You all leave the house! I'm still sleeping! You all get on the car! I'm still sleeping! You all get off the car! I wake up! I can even meet you at the school gate. 😝😝 Don't mind me, I just love sleeping. 😬 My classmate: Impressive! Isn't it just a 20-square-meter studio in the Student Village? 🙄 And there's a swimming pool, gym, and study room too. 🙄 By the way, are there any available now? Me: There must be! ❗️I'm a pro at finding great deals! ❗️I can move in soon. 📣 And the price is great too.