1⃣️ A Frenchman accidentally fell into the water and shouted, "Help! Save me!"
A German man accidentally fell into the water and shouted, "Help! Save me!"
A British man, after falling into the water, politely said, "I apologize for the inconvenience, sir. Could I possibly trouble you for just a moment to assist me in getting back up? I'm truly sorry for the trouble..."
2⃣️ Before having a meal, the French say to each other, "Bon appétit" (Enjoy your meal).
Before having a meal, Italians say to each other, "Buon appetito" (Good appetite).
Before having a meal, Germans say to each other, "Guten Appetit" (Enjoy your meal).
Before having a meal, the British, with their heads bowed, solemnly say to each other, "Never mind."