Today's scoop from Melbourne

Shh, there's a massive gossip in Melbourne today. Whispering it to you, don't tell anyone. A lady, at 2:01 PM in the afternoon, secretly took down a bloodsucking maniac [Petrified R] in the study room. 🤫 There's evidence – bloodstains right on her notebook. The body has been captured in photos. The bloodsucker was sporting a black flight suit, with a long mouth, standing at a towering 0.8cm, incredibly lightweight. Its scientific name? Mosquito. If you want to check out the evidence, hit me up, and I'll send it over. Let's hand it over to the fbl together. [Covert observation R]