I'm done pretending, I can only bear £300 per week for a studio in London.

Sure thing! Here's the translation: "I mean, across from Camden Market, you won't have any worries about eating or drinking. On the upper floors, just a few steps away, there's the Chalk Farm Station subway station (northern line). It's convenient for going to school, with buses available. It's around 300 a week, including bills, including bills. And it's easy to order takeaway for meals usually, too."