Got it! Here's the translation:
"I give up 😭 Regret not discovering this studio in Birmingham earlier 🈚"
I really 😭 didn't discover this 👆🏻 studio in Birmingham earlier.
Near Selly Oak [Golden Potato R], it takes me about a 20-minute walk 🚶🏻♀️ to get to the University of Birmingham.
Sometimes 🚴🏻♀️ it's just about 8 minutes. Mostly I 🚶🏻♀️ to school 🏫.
Bills are included, and there's a laundry room 🚲.
The studio 🗡️ hasn't been rented out for even 2️⃣ months yet.
After finishing my 📚 day, I occasionally exercise downstairs [laughing R].
Then I go back to my room, take a shower, and lie on my little 🛏️.
I divide my tiredness of the day by 1️⃣, peacefully slipping into dreamland for a good night's sleep [sleeping R].
This life is simply too 🥰, isn't it?