Sure, here's the translation: "Let me tell you a story~ Subletting a 1 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment in Brisbane!"

Alright, it's not a story 😭, just something nobody wanted, and now it needs to be passed on! The lighting and view are both okay, took a long time to choose too, but as a student, there's a bit of an issue 😭, so sadly 🥹, gotta pass it on! Commute-wise, no worries at all~ It's right by the door 🚉.