Are you guys really not considering the 🏙️ London Zone 1 double-person studio?

Wow, it's really unbelievable to be able to find a studio apartment in Zone 1 for over 400! Plus, it's only a 5-minute walk to City, University of London, 19 minutes to UCL, and 25 minutes to KCL. Newcastle University's London campus is just 18 minutes away too. And there's a station downstairs, with all sorts of shops, supermarkets, and delicious food nearby. Super convenient! And to top it off, there are floor-to-ceiling windows! With underfloor heating too! It's like a dream come true with all bills included. Who wouldn't understand that, right folks?