Sure, here's the translation: "Can I get a 👀 on whether I'm qualified 🐷 for this 1b1b in London?"

Sitting on the balcony, soaking up some sun 🌞, and feeling the breeze, isn't that nice? This view is really afraid we might not see it enough [facepalm R] Both the bedroom and the living room have floor-to-ceiling windows, oh! The scenery at 21 is really awesome, 🚉🚶 It'll probably take a few minutes to walk to the station [doge] Furnished too, oh! It's doable for two people [adorable R]