Arrived in London and discovered something I didn't know before. The "rotten country" isn't what people boast about.

1. British people love talking about the weather, and rightly so, considering it rains four days a week. 2. The UK isn't what you misunderstand it to be 😳, it really is rotten. 3. British people indeed have the habit of helping open doors, yes, everyone does, ADHD confirmed. 4. Naked biking is truly naked, eye-searing 💦. 5. Getting a haircut can turn you from wealthy to poor. 6. Baldness really has no cure, even princes go bald 😂. 7. Books are indeed expensive, and there's no free version. 8. Pizza is just a dark art dish. 9. Late-night shows aren't suitable for kids 🤦. 🔟 British folks work really slowly, everything needs an appointment.