Sure thing! Here's the translation: "No one would believe it when said out loud, but ended up living in a river-view room in Brisbane."

Is it too much to enjoy this river view with a whole floor-to-ceiling window? 😄🤣😄 Honestly, I was truly amazed at first sight. If I wake up to this river view, I might struggle to get out of bed 🥱. I quite like floating on the river on a boat, exploring the nearby parks. A day's good mood is guaranteed. Also, make sure to check out Story Bridge and Kangaroo Point Cliffs for a photo op 🦘📷. Commute here is super convenient, with two ferry terminals nearby and a bus stop 🚢⛵️🚌. In just 5 minutes, you can reach the CBD across the river. Getting to classes is a breeze 🤤.